once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled.
"Captain America is my least favorite Aven-"
I encounter this phenomenon at least once a week.
Latin American Studies Majors:
Religious Studies Majors:
Women & Gender Studies Majors: